Tom Kitten CPA

stfuconservatives:

strugglingtobeheard:

zoedelaluna:

OH YEEHAW THA FORF OF JULY, time for the awful racist slobs of Lexington, Kentucky to put on their best “warding off the coloreds and the Muslins” finery in honor of Jesus, Hitler and Thomas Jefferson. Do you like seeing the hate-bomb that is puking all over the American flag, on this man’s t-shirt? Does it capture your patriotic spirit? He will sell you another, to wear to the parade!  This is how serious the birth control situation is in Kentucky, because broken condoms result in tragedies like this man, selling apparel to people who want to honor America’s founding dressed like hobo Klansmen. Were there even other tragic people interested in buying from him, or was his booth FOR SOME UNIMAGINABLE REASON labeled “Tea Party Fox News” on the front? SEE THE ANSWER after the jump:

Yes, the brown “INFIDEL” t-shirts read, “Everything I Need to Know About Islam I Learned on 9/11,” which is why they are calling themselves “infidels,” for irony.

So anyway the moral of the story is we are sorry for whoever lives in Lexington, Kentucky.

*blinks*

i fucking like this. like for real, all these white motherfuckers should be forced to wear those shirts when they support and endorse racist policy and institutions and when they spout racial stereotypes and hate. let us know the white people we gotta be around and who we should avoid (though there are so many it’s hard to avoid). i support this, except they shouldn’t make money. make these shirts, pay for them all, and then go broke after making enough for the country full of white racists.

^^ Yeah, I’d prefer it if racists and other oppressors were to clearly label themselves so I could avoid interacting with them in public.

Now I want to start a fake Zazzle store with “YUP, I’m a racist” “YUP, I’m a sexist” “YUP, I’m a homophobe” t-shirts and pretend to be all serious and then donate the proceeds to various liberal causes.

-Jess